Thursday, May 7, 2009

Eddie Current on Fertilization

1 comments:

Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said...

Do you reeeeelly believe that ignorant, haff-witted, nerf-herder story? You reeeeelly believe when two people come together, the local hospital has absolutely nuthin to do with it?? Thot so. Here's what I believe --- Doesn't matter whether you believe or not, girl, you're still gonna croak; we’re all in this together, we’re all doing our lifelong demise. Then, while our bodies are recycled in the grave, our indelible soul rises-up to be judged at the General Judgment. Here’s the point I want you to consider before you leave this world: sex in Heaven. Why not?? The Trinity is just as happy you made it to the realm where we can have anything we desire for eternity rather than the realm where we can have absolutely nuthin. If Almighty God provides everything else, why not passionate, intimate love make’n or a quickie for the length of eternity? Besides worship on Sundays, dunno bout you, but I want that. See, God knew the ol El Diablo would lie like a rug and trick U.S. into believing love make’n wouldn’t be possible in Heaven, so why not git a buncha ho’s and condemn yourself? Lookit Eminem. ‘Sex is just for earth’ you say? WRONG. If you have the desire, anything and everything is possible in the Great Beyond. So, dream big, America. God loves that. God loves U.S. to ‘pull Him down outta the sky’ and fantasize about where we’re going. God can and will provide if we have a seed of faith. God will water. I have faith in you, too. God bless you with discernment.